Yesterday you finished morning exercise, a bad cup of coffee, a shower, and combing the rat’s nest. Your right eye was red, and so it remains – not just the redness of witching hour bookkeeping. No. Fresh blood on the white of your eye – the stuff of Doctor Strange, and speaking of doctors you thumb your cell phone.

Remember the time you awoke with both eyes pasted closed and when you arose Thanksgiving morning with one swollen shut?

Frequently such morning ruins result in an ER call. PLEASE! Such high-end healthcare is COMPLETELY unnecessary!

None of these are better served Monday than Wednesday, but at Family Eye Clinic we’ll see you on Sunday at much less expense to you and your insurance company.